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President Bush gets off the helicopter in front of the White House, carrying a baby pig under each arm. The Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says: "Nice pigs, sir." GW replies: "These are not pigs, these are authentic Texas Razorback Hogs. I got one for VP Cheney, and I got one for Defense Secretary Rumsfeld ." The Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and replies, "Nice trade, sir."